Welcome to the best funny knock knock jokes for kids and adults in the world. We don’t know who exactly invented knock knock jokes but they are funny and sure they make everyone laugh. Visit this page regularly to get moreÂ knock–knock jokes.
1. Me: Hey I got a great knock knock joke, but you have to start me offThem: Ok, knock knock!Me: Who's there?Them: confused silence2. Whoever invented knock knock jokes should get a no bell prize.3. What's Forrest gumps password? 1forrest14. "Is your refrigerator running?" "Yes.." "Good, mine too, I will see you at the refrigerator race tomorrow."5. What is brown and sticky?A stick.6. What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer?"We are both lawyers."7. Where did Napoleon keep his armies?In his sleevies.8. Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says, "how do you drive this thing?"9. A magic tractor drives down the road and turns into a field.10. What's red and bad for your teeth?A brick.11. Walk up to someone You: pick a number Wait for them to pick one.You: Multiply it by 3 Them: okYou: divide it by 2 Them: ok You:add 6 Them: okYou: "Ok, thanks" then walk away.12. Why can't your nose be 12 inches long? Because then it'd be a foot!13. What's white and can't climb trees?A fridge.14. Why does a chicken coop only have 2 doors?Because if it had 4, it would be chicken sedan.15. Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?Becuase the "P" is silent.16. What do you call a camel with no humps?Humphrey17. What's a bagel that can fly? a plain bagel18. A man with carrots in his ears walks onto a bus, the bus driver says "Sir, why do you have carrots in your ears?" The man says "WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I HAVE CARROTS IN MY EARS!"19. Two dyslexics walk into a bra.20. A pirate walks into a bar with a ship’s steering wheel stuck to the front of his pants. The bartender asks,"Hey, doesn't that hurt?" The pirate growls, "Aye, it’s drivin' me nuts."
Welcome to the best funny knock knock jokes for kids and adults in the world. We don’t know who exactly invented knock knock jokes but they are funny and sure they make everyone laugh. Visit this page regularly to get more knock–knock jokes.